Comments on: Help us Design A Shut the Fuck Up Card for Shows

By: ubermensch

ubermensch — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:32:29 +0000

A little late to the conversation, but I recommend making it to the size of business card blanks that any office supply store has. I use them a lot (disc golf scorecards among other things) and it sure beats cutting them out with scissors

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 05:34:45 +0000

Rude: If you don’t mind could you shut yer fuckin yapper for a few moments or get the fuck on stage and grab a friggin microphone.

Polite: Why did you pay to come in here and ruin my night? Go have a drink on me and try not to talk so much. Thanx.

By: Shawn

Shawn — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:19:41 +0000

Get the fuck out, or shut the fuck up.

if you wanna be nice about it:

PLEASE Get the fuck out, or shut the fuck up.

By: greg

greg — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:10:14 +0000

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/301396849_67f5c653d3.jpg?v=0

By: TheOtherBrit

TheOtherBrit — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:25:44 +0000

Maybe this will be some inspiration: http://www.coudal.com/shhhcards.pdf

We’ve been talking about making stickers that say “tool” and “Ben Dover Girl” to stick on the annoying people at Lucero shows. Ben Dover girls being the Lucero version of the fan girls trying to sleep with Ben.

By: ImPerceptible

ImPerceptible — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:21:56 +0000

Things I have thought but never said ’cause I’m too polite:

Excuse me, I came to hear the show.

Lets play the quiet game. You be quiet and I’ll listen to the show.

If you were as interesting as you are loud, you’d be on stage.

Wow. This would be great music if I could hear it over your big mouth.

You need to quiet down. Can I help you find something to stick in your mouth so I can hear the show?

Best I can do on a Monday morning.
-ImP

By: Autopsy IV

Autopsy IV — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:54:56 +0000

here is mine: http://www.ninebullets.net/wp-images/2009/disapproval-stfu.jpg

By: Autopsy IV

Autopsy IV — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:54:38 +0000