Drunk Dial – I am not in a good state of affairs

“If the Cops were to find me right now, I would inflict….” 12/22/06, 12:05 a.m. Denver, CO – Marshall from Suburban Home and his buddies often call the Drunk Dial Hotline. I don’t always post them, but I thought that this one was pretty good. Ross, one of Marshall’s buddies called and you can tell that he is nice and drunk. When Marshall told him about his call, he had no recollection of making the call. Ross states that he isn’t in a good state of affairs and that if the cops were to find him he would inflict an M.I.P., DUI, DWAI, and a bunch of other problems. Then he breaks into a very bad freestyle rap which is never a good idea when you are drunk. Oh well, it is a fun call.