Over the entire weekend, we got well over a hundred calls. It is becoming increasingly tough to go through all of the messages to select the best to share with you. It has been fun so far, but I can see us receiving over a thousand calls over a weekend and when that happens, I am not sure how I will be able to go through them all. Here are some of the highlights:
3 Drunk Dials from Topeka, Kansas, Sunday Night 12:30 ish – Over the course of 3 calls, we get advice to sign some real bands like “Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, Staind, the Format, and Britney Spears”, something about becoming the biggest Super Powers by selling to China, and that we try too hard to run a business and that we should build grass houses out of sod. Call 2 mentions some “Mark Twain shit” about going to the bathroom when you have to go. Call 3 is a short call, “A is for Apples, B is for Bananas, and Hay is for Horses.”
Topeka Call 1
Topeka Call 2
Topeka Call 3
Fuck everyone that doesn’t live in Chicago, Sunday night 10:57 p.m., Chicago, IL – These Chicagoans discuss their love for all things Chicago, how Mullets and Big Beers need to come back, how Drag the River are the only good band on our label, something about Big Fat Titties, and how Lawrence Arms, Alkaline Trio, and the Honor System rule.
I Love Your Fucking Label, No Fuck that, Your Label Fucking Sucks, 11:13 p.m., New Jersey – This caller isn’t sure if he loves our label or if it sucks or if he loves our bands or if they suck. When you figure it out, make sure you call again.
Drunk in a bathroom, 10:30p.m, St Louis, MO – This caller lets us know a few times that he is drunk in a bathroom and that he was mistaken for Pete Wentz because he wore some guyliner.
We are So Fucking Wasted, 10:49 p.m, Minnesota – Pretty simple and short call letting us know that they are so fucking wasted.
Andy Fucking Thomas, 10:36 p.m., Denver – Our good buddy Andy Thomas, formerly of Ghost Buffalo, calls to say that he was the caller that acted as though he was from Mothers against Drunk Driving. He starts by saying hi to all of us and then tells us about his misfortune of dropping a carton of eggs that broke and how that was a bummer.
Drunk Driving no good, 5:54 a.m., Ft Worth, TX – This caller tells us that he is driving home. SUBURBAN HOME DOES NOT CONDONE DRUNK DRIVING. Get a cab next time you are thinking about driving as it is safer and cheaper than a D.U.I.
