I was blown away when I noticed that I had nearly 50 drunk dials on my voicemail. I can only imagine how quickly this could grow and there may be a time very soon when we need a staff to listen to all of the drunk dials. Being that there were so many, I have to begin only posting the very best drunk dials. With that said, I present you the most amazing drunk dials left last night. Note, that I will make assumptions of what time the call came in by looking at where the caller’s phone number is from. Enjoy:
“He Done Ruined My Halloween”, 2:39 a.m., Atlanta, GA - This southern belle seems to have spilled her drink on herself at the beginning of the call. Undeterred, she discusses the fact that her Halloween was ruined because her friend wiped his white face paint onto her dress and now her costume was ruined. She was dressed up as Corella Deville from 101 Dalmations and was expecting to enter a costume contest on Tuesday. With hope, she will be able to clean her dress and win the contest. Corella, if you are out there, please send us a jpeg of you in your costume!
“We’re Better than you California”, 2:47 a.m., Portland, OR - I am not sure if the caller thinks that we (suburban home) are based in California, but he goes into a diatribe about how California will soon be buried by flash floods and that the Pacific Northwest will become the “superpowers that Earth wants them to be”. Good stuff!
“God Doesn’t Exist”, 11:11 p.m., Norfolk, VA - The caller mentions listening to one of our bands that he claims to be an Every Time I Die wannabe, but I have no idea who he could be talking about. He then goes into a rant about how God doesn’t exist. Pretty funny.
“Drunk Dials are Fucking Awesome”, 11:48 p.m., Denver, CO – Short call, but the caller states her love for Drunk Dials and that her friend was on the phone so she thought she should also be on the phone.
There were a number of drunk dials that were good, but you couldn’t understand anything that was said. And there were a few people who left their phone numbers on the voicemail and I figured that when that person became sober, they would not have appreciated us publishing an mp3 with their number.
hey sorry about the drunk message last night this is drunk in oregon where are you located
We are located in Denver, Colorado. No sweat on the drunk dial. Even if we lived in Cali, we would have enjoyed your drunk dial.