I don’t want to give everyone the impression that we are only accepting drunk dials from people in bands, at labels, or that run webzines. We are an equal opportunist when it comes to drunk dials so please, do not be deterred. I hpoe the following anonymous drunk dials inspire you for the weekend. If you are planning on boozing it up this weekend, don’t leave home without the following phone number, 303-800-6DUI(6384). I hope you enjoy the drunk dials:
Chocolate Beer - The caller mentions his love of all things chocolate and beer and that he found a drink that contained those two things. It took me about 10 listens, but I finally deciphered that he says he is going to watch Saw III and that he could already confirm without seeing it, that it sucks. Good stuff.
Mothers Against Drunk Driving – I am pretty sure this is Andy Thomas former drummer of Ghost Buffalo, not 100 percent though. He claims to be a representative of MADD and he seems to be disappointed that we would do something so immature. Mentions of lawsuits follow. Thanks andy!
Offended – This caller, our first female caller, calls to say that she is offended that the Drunk Dial Hotline is some kind of competition. I don’t know how to convince you that it isn’t a contest, but we plan to only post the best drunk dials.
Bring Back the Honor System – After disbelief that the drunk dial hotline exists, he mentions something about the band Whale Horse and that they should bring back the Honor System. I could not agree more.
i have a feeling that I will become a skilled Drunk Slur translator after listening to enough drunk dials. The FBI could hire me to decipher 911 calls and I could help interrogate drunk suspects!
